The Official Pony Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about ponies, REAL PONIES.  This site is awesome.    My name is V and I can't stop thinking about ponies.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Ponies are mammals.

2.    Ponies fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the pony is to flip out and kill people (and also bake and consume sugary snacks).

Weapons and gear:

Flutter Wing Attack                                                                                                              Saddle

Pony Outfits

Accessories

Testimonial:

Ponies can kill anyone they want!  Ponies cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this pony who was sleeping at Paradise Estate.  And when some dude dropped an amulet the pony killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a pony totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window in the ice cream parlor to get a recipie.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ponies have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off with a rainbow!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Ponies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ponies are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love ponies with all of my body (including my tears).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ponies?

A: Ponies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are cute and friendly, but on the other hand, ponies are very careful and precise in hunting demons.

Q: I heard that ponies are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, ponies can be mean OR totally awesome. If they come off as mean it is because they are shy.

Q: What do ponies do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying and celebrating past victories by putting on fashion shows, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and makes his own harnesses,

which is bragable.

Parody by ponycore (with loving guidance from GPK) of Real Ultimate Power!, listed at the RUP Directory by BrianX.com - Free Online Lifestyle Magazine. All images copyright their respective owners--click images to visit source sites.